FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: OCTOBER 30, 2005
Now, Act 4 in the play called REALITY.
Act 4 in the grand stage play of the One and Only Reality is Secret-ballot Voting.
Among the population of Earth, there is a widespread unconscious fear of
closing down the long-running stage play called The One and Only Reality.
In fact, most people would not be able to grasp what that would mean.
Close it down?
Leaving what?
Empty space?
A world without cohesion?
Chaos?
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~ Posted by Michael - the lazy J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 18, 2005
I tell them not to vote.
"I am influenced enough by [Emma Goldman, Thoreau, Mark Twain, Whitman,
Salinger, and Mailer], and by [Henry] Miller to tell my students,
the poets at least, to cultivate an ignorance of contemporary
politics and military events because they do not matter. I tell
them not to vote, to join nothing. I try to steer them toward
their true leaders and visionaries, men [and women] almost
unknown in the polite literary world..."
~ Karl Shapiro
on Henry Miller in the essay entitled 'The Greatest Living Author.'
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 17, 2005
Constition-of-No-Authroity Day.
A first-grade teacher, agent Abigail, at Concentration Campus
for Mind Destruction #107 on the landmass called Park Slope, Brooklyn,
said she hadn't heard about the day and was surprised that it
was going to be sprung on agent-teachers with so little notice.
"I do not like how the agents above me are just slipping
this in and saying, 'Were giving you US Federal Reserve Note fiat currency units expropriated from taxpayers,
so you have to do this,'"
agent Abigail said. "Maybe some teachers need a refresher
course on the 'teachings' of Lysander Spooner. They might
need some professional development and an opportunity to
brainstorm some idea first."
Cognizant of the fact that this Constitution dies when we, the undersigned, die, so let said Constitiution be
hereby ratified in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the
Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and
Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 20, 2005
Henry Miller endorses Johnny Cheese.
...for "Mayor of New York City," provided that if Johnny Cheese is "elected," that he
then does not
"report for duty."
"..the struggle of the human being to emancipate himself, that is, to liberate
himself from the prison of his own making, that is for the supreme subject.
That is why I am powerfully drawn to the men of wisdom, the men who have
experienced life to the full and who give life- artists, religious figures,
pathfinders, innovators and iconoclasts of all sorts. And perhaps- why not
say it? - that is why I have so little appreciation of the transitory
revolutionaries. For me the only true revolutionaries are the inspirers and
the activators, figures like Jesus, Lao-Tse, Guatama the Buddha, Akhnaton,
Ramakrishna, Krishnamurti,
Frederick Mann,
Jon Rappoport,
Johnny Cheese.
The yardstick I employ is life:
how men stand in relation to life. Not whether they succeeded in overthrowing
a government, a social order, a religious form, a moral code, a system of
education, an economic tyranny. Rather, how did they affect life itself?
For what distinguishes the men I have in mind is that they did not impose
their authority on man; on the contrary, they sought to destroy authority.
Their aim and purpose was to open up life, to make man hungry for life,
to exalt life- and to refer all questions back to life. They exhorted man
to realize that he had all freedom in himself, that he was not to concern
himself with the fate of the world (which is not his problem) but to solve
his own individual problem, which is a question of liberations, nothing else."
~ Henry Miller, writing in Books of My Life.
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 19, 2005
He Drowned... And Was Resurrected.
~snip~
there is a bell
in the palace
it rings
no one sits on the throne
they have all gone away
the campaign is over
the voting precincts are deserted
he drowned in his own imagination
and was resurrected
~snip~
The complete poem is
here.
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 10, 2005
You Could Do Worse...
 .
and you always have.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FEBRUARY 1, 2005
Mike Malloy Apologizes To Taxpayers!
Mike Malloy of
Air America Radio
apologizes on-air this evening to taxpayers that listen to him.
"I apologize for casting a secret-ballot vote for John Kerry
and for thinking stictly within the context of 'I must cast secret-ballot vote. I must cast for John, not for
George'. I am ashamed." he said.
Furthermore he added, "I apologize for telling taxpayers that listen to me to cast a secret-ballot
vote for John Kerry
and for strictly setting up the context of the utterance as 'You must cast secret-ballot vote. You must cast for John, not for
George'. I am ashamed."
It was not clear to me from the context of the apology whether or not Mike
is now ready to consider that the concept called "secret-ballot voting"
is a bogus concept.
I and the J.C. party hacks sincerely appreciate your apology, Mike.
Keep up the great work! Especially luv your 'mr. rogers -like story time segment'.
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NOVEMBER 3, 2004
The Lazy J.C. Hack.
Hi, I'm Michael. I'm the new J.C. hack. My role is to be the lazy J.C. hack.
Here are some search strings as seen in the JC logs over the past 30 days:
what happens to public who do not vote in general election
if i didn't register can i still vote for president
can i write-in joseph lieberman in new york
kids voting for president
can i vote for a write-in candidate
can you write in a vote for anyone
what states did george bush visit during his campaigne
article of u.s president campaigne
how to write in voting president 2004
can i write in my vote in national election
middleman wealth candidate vote
what percentage of the presidential vote is for write-in mickey mouse
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~ Posted by Michael - the lazy J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NOVEMBER 2, 2004
Secret-ballot Vote Fraud.
page-o-links.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: OCTOBER 12, 2004
If You AskJeeves.com...
what happens to public who do not vote in general election
...the Vote Johnny Cheese website shows up with a rank of 50.
So the answer to the question is... it frees up ones time to focus on discovering and nuturing ones own vision
and it frees up ones time to only assign "zero- to -positive-infinity values" to the various situations
and facts that one interacts with
on a daily basis.
The hallucination, in ones mind, that is called "secret-ballot voting" evaporates when exercising the mind
in accordance with the two techniques above.
The side effects? Feelings of Euphoria!
(i.e. feelings of "no-guilt-what-so-ever").
Like not smoking, elliminating the hallucination in your mind that is called "secret-ballot voting"
will probably extend your life.
So, will I be "casting any secret-ballot votes" now or in the future? I think you know the answer.
How does this post make you feel? What are some ways you could learn to use this new discovery
to raise your awareness of your strengths? Were there any special surprises in this for you? Did it
raise any new questions for you?
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 28, 2004
Shirley Chisholm - Unbought & Unbossed.
This film is a must see. Hats off
to Shirley Chisholm and to Shola Lynch for bringing
Shirley Chisholm's story to the silver screen. Shirley and Shola have charisma.
On January 25, 1972, after two terms in Congress, Chisholm announced her
"candidacy for president".
She boldly stood at the podium and said, "I stand before you
today as a candidate for the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States
of America. I am not the candidate of the black US taxpayers, although I am a black US taxpayer
and proud. I am not the candidate of the women US taxpayers, although I am a woman US taxpayer, and I am
equally proud of that. I am not the candidate of any US agent bosses or special US taxpayers. I am
the candidate of the US taxpayers."
If "secret-ballot voting" did not have to pass the "intuition test", then logically, I would "cast
a secret-ballot vote" for Shirley Chisholm. But, logic alone (i.e. without the guiding hand of the "intuition")
is unable to
correctly process reality.
In the final scene of the film, listen closely to what Shirly Chisholm has to say.
This film is a joy.
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 28, 2004
Kenneth Cole On Secret-ballot Voting.
Over 100,000,000 US taxpayers - 'deemed elligible to cast secret-ballot votes', made a 'huge impact' on
the 'last US Presidential secret-ballot election'. They choose to
not 'cast a secret-ballot vote'.
Are you putting us on?
Kenneth Cole
will present his
Spring 2005 Collection at
Bryant Park on September 8th, at 8:00AM.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 08, 2004
Johnny Cheese's Talking Points:
I have 2 talking points for my candidacy.
The 2 taking points of my candidacy are posed as questions:
1. Is the act of not voting an act of being responsible? If no, then why?, If yes, then why?
2. Putting aside voting, what
other systems are out there,
or what other systems need to
be created, that can collectively uplift the economic status of tens of millions
of people faster than any politician could ever hope for or dream of?
My friends, we are living in the
age of the Creatives
were anything is possible!
And I add to that this corollary: We are also living in the age of the decline of the Politicians.
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 07, 2004
Johnny Cheese Endorses The Better-World Project.
ATTENTION Lovers of Abundance!
ATTENTION Lovers of the Pursuit of Happiness
and Good Times!
Is it possible to create a Better World without having to continue to
"Fight for Justice?!"
Is it possible to create a Better World without having to continue to
"Speak Truth to Power?!"
Is it possible to create a Better World without having to continue to
"Struggle in Protest?!"
INTRODUCING
The Better-World Project!
Do You Dream of a New Human Civilization?
We're Creating a "Mutual Uplift System" That Enables Like-Minded Individuals to Make the Differences
the World So Desperately Needs!
We idealists and visionaries are often under funded and
lack the power and influence to make the differences the world so desperately needs.
Come explore
these questions and more at the Better-World Project.
In the name of positive free-expression, I encourage you to check out the
Conversations taking place at the Better-World Project!
Visit http://betterworld-network.ryze.com/ today to learn
more!
"In these times, when, everyday, more and more citizens are making the responsible
decision to not vote in the upcoming General Election, they come to rely on
confederations such as the Better-World Project
to fill 'the void in their minds' that
such a decision disturbingly creates. The Better-World Project provides an empowering
framework to explore how we can collectively achieve practical abundance and prosperity
in our lifetimes without having to necessarily rely on pre-existing systems such as
secret-ballot voting!" ~ Johnny Cheese, the Universal Write-in
Candidate for Every Secret-Ballot Election on the Planet.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 01, 2004
AMERICAN CANDIDATE Airs Tonight.
In case you've forgotten, or were not aware,
AMERICAN CANDIDATE airs tonight on Showtime, 9PM, ET.
Read the backgrounder here.
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 31, 2004
Responsible Taxpayers Don't Vote!
What follow is a my tweak
of this seminal piece
by Michael Syke. To learn more about Michael, visit his
Ryze.com profile.
Responsible taxpayers actively take full responsiblity for creating their lives, their communities
and the world around them.
...for far too many of us, secret-ballot voting is a way to escape
responsibility. Too often we feel that because we cast secret-ballot votes and pay our taxes, we have done
our part. What have we really done?
By casting secret-ballot votes, have we created any real value? Or have we simply gotten ourselves off the hook
from our responsibility to create real value for ourselves?
We engage in lively debates with friends, we donate money to
political hacks and maybe
we even take action to influence
secret-ballot voting schemes. Meanwhile, we could have been taking
action to create real value in our lives and communities.
Rather than getting all whirled up in a political frenzy, watching the latest
political news as if it were a sporting event, we could have been "on
the field,"
playing--creating,
making a difference!
Rather than lobbying for a new tax law that gives us a personal advantage
of one sort or another, we could have been building businesses or organizations
which create wealth, jobs and opportunities.
Rather than complaining about a politacl hack's health care policies, we could
have been at the gym working out and building our health.
Rather than listening to the debates, we could have been creating inspiring art, teaching
values to our youth or educating others in a way that empowers them to be creators.
Is there anything wrong with secret-ballot voting?
...for most of us, the whole political
process - within the context of secret-ballot voting - and all the time we spend engaged in it, tends to take the focus
off ourselves
as creators.
Instead, we are focused on what some agent-hack of the taxpayers
official is going to do for us.
By casting secret-ballot vote, we are reinforcing a system that destroys more values than it
creates, a system based on compromise, rather than creation (more on this
in a future blog [post] [to be posted here]).
We have reinforced a system designed to promote IRRESPONSIBILITY. That's right,
the system we live in promotes irresponsibility. How?
Our system encourages us to look to agents of taxpayers, to others outside of ourselves,
for the answers to our problems. And what it means to be responsible in our present
system is to follow the system. In other words, it is "responsible" to follow
and obey the answers of agents outside of ourselves, because they are the
system controllers--they were "elected" by those who casted secret-ballot votes.
Responsibility, in my eyes, means I am the creator of my life, I am the solver
of my problems--not some agent outside of myself. The more
we believe that "responsible" means obedience to the whim of the agents and to those who cast secret-ballot votes,
the more irresponsible we become.
From an early age, most of us in today's world were taught obedience as a
higher value than integrity. Obedience is following someone else and his/her
values. Integrity is following one's own mind, conscience and values.
Should you cast a secret-ballot vote? No. Not unless the 'candidate' in question
provides you with a written
political-hack guarantee.
And as you find yourself getting wrapped up in
all the election drama and the whole game of who's right and who's wrong,
and who will lead us best...
Remember this...
Like Neo in The Matrix, YOU are THE One. You are the Creator of your life.
Real change will come, not from the agents of taxpayers, but from individuals who
assume full responsibility for creating their lives, their future,
their world. Vote for yourself as a Creator.
Responsible taxpayers, create first. casting secret-ballot votes and participating in the
election game in a system that promotes irresponsibility is something
that truly responsible taxpayers often make little time for.
What is 'Responsible Voting'?
I would suggest that rather than voting for 'what can this
political hack can do for me', vote for 'what freedom and properity can I create for myself
and the world'*.
[*Ed. Note: Help is on the way! Actually, it is already here. Visit the
Better-World Project to learn more!]
We are approaching the dawn of a new age... the Age of Creation, where
human beings (allow me, for a moment, to remove the 'taxpayer' label) recognize
their natural power to create for themselves,
where we as individuals take complete responsibility for our lives.
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: July 18, 2004
Clothing Of The American Taxpayer Mind.
Though company founder Caitlin Blue and business partner Valerie Dillman
advocate US taxpayers to cast secret-ballot votes,
nevertheless, I endorse their
highly creative fashion designs!
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 29, 2004
Just Say "No" To Secret-ballot Voting!
If you...
Believe that secret-ballot voting is not an effective way of preserving our freedom,
security or prosperity;
Believe that the first step towards a free and peaceful society is to withdraw our support
from a system that is destructive of freedom and peace;
Or are simply at your wits' end because you are being
asked - by certain indivuals - to "choose" between two agents of the
same secret society -
as if you will be empowered by the experience of choosing between one of the two - ...
...then express your indignation with an anti-secret-ballot voting t-shirt!
"If you do not consider yourself a slave, then there is no need for you to shop for a
master, now is there."
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 19, 2004
The Creative Vortex Will Flip Your Switch.
Johnny whispered into my ear the other day -
as we were leaving the Sixy Six -
that there must exist a certain "short-circuit" in everyone's brain that can be flipped-on.
(He's betting everything
on this hypothesis).
And once that switch gets flipped-on in your head, you will never consider the concept of "secret
ballot voting" to be a valid concept ever again... while at the same time feeling guilt free
and
creatively liberated.
Then Johnny said to me, "Ya know, I really like that
Will Markson. He has the potential
to 're-direct' that creative energy of his."
What is the potential needed to flip your switch?
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 18, 2004
Jeff Vogel - Presidential Candidate of the Scorched Earth Party.
via the always reliable Metafilter in
which Johnny Cheese also
gets plugged.
We were the first political party
to advocate renaming the Washington Monument the Big Stone U.S. Penis and
putting big, orange foam testicles at the bottom.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 12, 2004
The Revolution Will Be Televised.
I can never seem to put my finger on it, but there are some exact
cosmic mixes (more
than one point in math-space-time - for each individual) of
brain-space, time, repetition,
slave-speak,
and free-speak, that will
unlock
and free the guilt associated
with not taking action. That is to say, not having any desire to
cast a secret-ballot vote but rather, having only the desire to live one's life.
The following is definitely one piece,
when taken within the context of other pieces, will form one or more points
of the cosmic-secret-mix that snaps together the synapsi of the brain to
the guilt-free orgasmic sensation of not taking action - that is to say of taking one to the concept
of regarding the concept of secret-ballot voting as invalid:
Will the winner of AMERICAN CANDIDATE definitely run for president?
"What the participants decide to do with the visibility and momentum they will have
at the conclusion of the series is entirely up to them. If a participant in
AMERICAN CANDIDATE
chooses to run for president, he or she will have to follow
the same process and operate within the same laws and regulations that govern
all presidential candidates. We anticipate that if a participant does run, he
or she would be doing so on a
write-in basis.
Of course, with the publicity and attention the candidate will have received,
it is feasible there could be a substantial amount of taxpayer support for him/her."
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: June 10, 2004
The Desi Secret Ballot Meme.
First off, if you consider yourself a US Taxpayer, then reading this portal on
"outsourcing" and this portal on
"secret-ballot voting" - both
written by Indian taxpayers and published from the landmass called India - should get your adrenalin
pumping.
And if you are feeling a negative vibe from the rush of how
words and labels seem to box
inviduals in within their own heads,
then you need to channel that into
a positive vibe...
How? Well you could start by at least remembering the
excitement of possibilities you personally
felt in the late 90s through certain 20-somethings actually experiencing it today while at the same time not
feeling jealous but instead realizing
that is possible to feel empowered every second of your life.
And not casting a secret-ballot vote is as self-empowering as, say, back-in-the-day, discovering that the planet is
round and not the center of the universe.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 28, 2004
The Diebold Variations.
We found out about it via Linda Thieman of Blog for Iowa.
Though it would seem that Mr. Rcareaga of
slouching toward urschleim blog encourages
taxpayers to cast secret-ballot
votes (thereby helping to keep the tragic meme of secret-ballot voting and all the drama that it entails, alive),
we, the party hacks of Johnny Cheese, never-the-less luv his
deibold ad campaigne
and
his spirit.
With things getting so insanely funny these days, it certainly does help that the recent actions of Diebold
in the minds of skeptical taxpayers who read the Johnny Cheese Blog, actually then makes it easier
for those skeptical taxpayers to let go of their guilt and thereby instantly realize that
they have the power to make
guilt-free conscience decisions to stop casting secret-ballot votes.
Wow. Profound. You do not even need to make the actual
conscience decision to stop casting secret-ballot votes.
You just need to realize that you have the power
to make the conscience decision to stop casting secret-ballot votes.
Once you realize that, then the decision is defacto made for you,
and you feel guilt-free and sacrafice-free - the only mindset from which you can
best help others.
Now that's what we call empowerment!
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 23, 2004
Why Blow Hard Doesn't Cast Secret-Ballot Votes.
via We Are Full Of Shit.
There are many reasons why an individual chooses not to cast secret-ballot votes. All reasons are welcome!
Here are
Blow Hard's
(excerpts):
Tony Pierce: Which political party do you typically vote for?
Blow Hard's answer: Don't vote. And I don't buy that
whole "every vote counts" bullshit. Logically speaking, it only matters
if you cast the tie-breaker. But I did register once 12 years ago because a hot
girl at a cardtable asked me to my first year of college. Then I got a jury summons
a year later and said, "Fuck this."
Tony Pierce: List the last five presidents that you voted for.
Blow Hard: See above.
Tony Pierce: Who do you think you'll vote for president in the next election?
Blow Hard: Don't vote.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 21, 2004
Eliminating Your Urge 'To Cast Secret-Ballot Votes'.
For thousands of years, human beings have searched for genuine freedom, peace and happiness.
Now, for the first time, a proven method has been devised to eliminate the
genetically-encoded instinctual passions of fear, aggression, nurture and
desire that are the root cause of human bondage, malice, sorrow, and the urge to cast secret-ballot votes.
Actual Freedom has nothing to do with the traditional spiritual path of
transcendence and avoidance - the promise of a mythical ‘freedom’ in an
imaginary life-after-death.
This new, non-spiritual method produces an actual freedom from our instinctual
animal passions, here and now, on earth, in this lifetime.
Actual Freedom offers a step by step, down-to-earth, practical progression
to becoming actually free of the Human Condition of malice, sorrow, and the urge to cast
secret-ballot votes - to be both happy
and harmless.
introducing Actual Freedom...
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: April 26, 2004
The Illusion of Consensus.
via No More Fake News.
Here
is the secret-ballot election illusion:
"Hard-fought campaign between two tough fecal alchemists (wanna-be agents);
some dirty tricks; vital issues at stake; polls show taxpayers are most worried about...;
debates between the wanna-be agents; huge monies spent; final secret-ballot vote-count tallied; taxpayers and agents must
rally behind 'winner'; not a perfect system, but it works; better than Saddam; if you didn't
cast a secret-ballot vote, you have no right to complain."
~snip~
"The FACT that Kerry and Bush are both Bonesman and will not discuss it is relegated to the
back burner as a curio, a little piece of titillation."
"I think the last time I cast a secret-ballot vote in a 'national election' was 1964. But especially
in a year when the two guys are Bonesmen, I wouldn't cast a secret-ballot vote if you paid me."
"Do you want Skull and Bones or Skull and Bones?"
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: April 12, 2004
Secret-Ballot Voting Is For Old Taxpayers.
via Vintage Vantage.
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: March 27, 2004
The Audience Party.
via No More Fake News.
All in all, the taxpayer-audience was
"casting their secret-ballot votes"
for the
wanna-be agent who understood they were the taxpayer-audience
and understood what the taxpayer-audience had evolved into: an anticipatory intelligence that
knew the real joke before it was told, that wanted recognition for being at the center
of the Story, that realized the comedian/taxpayer-audience was the final reference and object
of every punch line.
~snip~
Unless and until the taxpayer-audience begins to grope, with its strange power, among itself for
ways of decentralizing political force on many fronts, the fascinating subliminal tennis
match will support a status quo as old and as outmoded as Father Knows Best, as the Pharaohs,
as Sumerian priesthoods, as rigid hunting pecking-order clans on the
wild plains.
~snip~
Most taxpayers are content to deal with the first few layers. But those layers are
buttressed by underlying whirls and swirls and smears and blots and dots and energy
vectors and taxpayer-interlocks that appear to have no starting point---there are
so many of them. It’s really magic.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FEBRUARY 23, 2004
Cut Out The Middleman.
Satan
is 'running' (so-called) and I like his slogan, "Cut out the middleman."
Parts of his "platform" (so-called) are even in line with mine. But, there is one major flaw
with the Devil's current approach: If he is "elected" (so-called), he fully intends
to show up to work. Not to mention that he has a "tax fetish".
I pity the Evil One.
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FEBRUARY 12, 2004
Surrealism Marketed As 'Secret-ballot Vote For Johnny Cheese'.
...if you must 'cast a secret-ballot vote (so-called)'.
"There are very few 'comtemporary political spaces' where the energies of love and
imagination are understood and respected as powerful 'social forces'."
If one
who makes an excellent comment about
'surrealists' - in his book
Freedom Dreams -
can say it, then the secret-ballot vote monger that is Johnny Cheese
can co-opt it and brand it and make it his own - solely for the purposes of
duping you into 'casting a secret-ballot vote (so-called)'. grin ;-)
But 'seriously' grin ;-) though, if you do play the
game that is 'secret-ballot voting', then you should know (full disclosure) that
Johnnny Cheese is currently probably the only 'secret-ballot candidate' who
acknowledges the energies of love and
imagination.
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JANUARY 29, 2004
"Just Make Sure You 'Cast' A 'Secret-ballot Vote'"?
What I find empowering about the mental contruct called "Johnny Cheese" over
nearly all other "secret-ballot" mental contructs (- the main exception being, e.g,
say, mental contructs around these "lines"... -)
is that, within the contextual universe that is the "Johhny Cheese" mental construct, there is,
by definition and by mental-intuitive-emotional feeling, no concept of
"guilt" and/or "admonishment" associated with NOT "casting a secret-ballot vote"
(so-called).
Is it this realization-fact that allows one to experience a "nivanana moment" precisely at that point in time when
one "let's oneself go" and "locks-in one's mind entirely "within" the "Johnny Cheese"
mental contruct?
The "nivanana moment" being (1) the self-realization that "secret-ballot" mental
contructs are not useful to ones well-being with respect to interacting with onesself and with other humans
and (2) the simultaneous self-realization that one has the ability to instantaneously and permenantly
"drop"/"erase" non-useful
contructs from ones mind and "move on with ones life".
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JANUARY 19, 2004
D.C. Finegold Sachs.
"I have always had a real passion
for politics [within the contextual universe called
secret-ballot voting]. Most people look at politics [within the contextual universe called
secret-ballot voting] and see 'back-stabbing', 'mud-slinging', and 'smoked filled rooms' and say, "YUCK!"
I see 'back-stabbing', 'mud-slinging', and 'smoked filled rooms' and say 'That's Entertainment!!'"
Behold! the complete up-to-date
list of secret-ballot vote mongers!*
- currently minus Johnny Cheese and maybe
a few others. We'll ping D.C. and see if he is willing to add "Johnny Cheese" and "The Johnny Cheese
Party" to his list.
* - The page takes a few secs to load. This is a
frame site and it takes a few secs for the BIG list
to load within the frame.
Stay tuned...
Excellent work! All hail D.C.!
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JANUARY 03, 2004
Secret-ballot Voting Advice For Taxpayers.
"...on the whole
my advice to taxpayers dwelling
anywhere on planet earth is 'Don't believe anything an
agent says - because, he is in it for 'your' [sic] secret-ballot vote and for what he can get out of
the situation beginning the day after the secret-ballot voting shall have been decreed completed.'"
Has Johnny Cheese smashed the riddle by posing a riddle?
What happens if you 'cast' a
secret-ballot vote (so-called) for Johnny Cheese* - or, equivalently, what if you do not even bother
to schlep out to the location where the secret-ballot box sits to 'cast' the so-called secret-ballot vote
into the secret-ballot box?
The figment of your imagination action figure.
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: DECEMBER 10, 2003
The "Revolution" Will Take Place In Your Head.
Not sure, though, who - for you - you will want to have to televise your recounting of what will
have taken take place in your head (that "what will have taken place in your head"
you will be calling "revolution").
Whether or not cetain US agents will decree the November 2004 US secret-ballot election
"suspended", "posponed" or "on", remember, you can still "cast" secret-ballot votes for Johnny Cheese
in your head or with others at your own private Johnny Cheese party ceremonies - if you do not make
it to the "polls".
Happy secret-ballot voting!
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NOVEMBER 25, 2003
Johnny Cheese Behind The Curtain...
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: NOVEMBER 22, 2003
Fuck The Secret-Ballot Vote.
More links to integrate into this, the Johnny Cheese blog:
Nobody for President 2004
Nobody for President dot net
Mab Anarchist Bakers' League
Official Monster Raving Looney Party
Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity - West Derbyshire Branch
Mock the secret-ballot vote - by R. U. Sirius
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: OCTOBER 02, 2003
Fuck The Secret-Ballot Vote.
Links to integrate into this, the Johnny Cheese blog:
http://www.infoshop.org/voting.html
http://www.mind-trek.com/writ-dtf/votehoax/index.htm
http://www.vote-nobody.com/
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 23, 2003
Be Very, Very Quiet. We're Exposing Terrorcrats.
OK, they, Lance and Beth, "Libertarian" and "Green" respectively, (and other US taxpayers in the video clip
inside the clip),
are being vocal about their exposing, but, nevertheless, I am running the
above headline for this post 'cuz I like the sound of it.
Click here (Lance's site (be patient, it is kinda slow due to
the embedded
Real Player in the 9-19 post, I believe)), and scroll down
to the "September 19th" entry
and watch the 23 minute video. Like watching Canadian taxpayer TV. I luved it! Seriously, good stuff.
My daughter quipped that "US taxpayers
do not talk like that on TV." To which I retorted, "yes, it is rather sureal,
isn't it?"
Lance and Bruce are doing great exposing work. The next step is for them to embrace the power of
the dot.
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SEPTEMBER 12, 2003
The Most Secret-ballot Votes Equals 'Mandate' To Coerce.
False. But more importantly, why do you consider 'secret-ballot voting'
a valid concept?
So... imagine, at this moment, that your inner child's
focus is inner focusing? What steps could you take to make yourself
'invisable!' in the eyes of a terrorcrat? This question stems from
the notion that terrorcrats
are inherently lazy - to the extent that - after an initial risk/benefit analysis - they only
coerce 'easy prey'.
Casting secret-ballot votes for Johnny Cheese - in every secret-ballot election taking place on the planet
now and in the
future - or, equally valid, not casting secret-ballots at all what-so-ever,
is on-par with experiencing,
first-hand,
the elegance and beauty of theoretical mathamatics. Nay... should I venture to say, on-par
with the feelings surrounding the realization that you just created a whole new
branch of theoretical mathematical space for you and your friends to play in - free-of-charge.
Nay... should I venture to say, on-par
with the feelings surrounding the excitement of playing pretend at the age of 6.
'Here, my gift to you'... sitting in the palm of your playmate... invisible to
the naked eye... that seed, sitting in her little palm... that seed that defines the complete
scope and infinite allowable
permutations of the universe-at-hand-to-be-at-that-moment-unleashed. That seed. That point. That dot.
If you were lectured to, in the past
- during your precious teen years, by one
of the more inspiring math Conditioners - while sitting in a confined chair-desk
on the landmass of your Concentration Campus For Mind Destruction - you may
have been able to hear the beautiful fleeting melody of the burning bird
in the gilded cage, when the Conditioner
digressed from conditioning and uttered "the dot has no size, no mass, and is infinitely small".
I felt my inner child's inner child when he said that. The elegance and power of the dot - builder
of numberlines to infinity and beyond.
Johnny Cheese is a figment of your imagination. Johnny Cheese is the the dot in the secret-ballot
universe. He has no size.
He has no mass. He is infinitely small. If he "wins", he can not coerce you - it's mathematically
impossible.
Getting back to the headline that started this post - inspired by
James Moore's post...
"Give me
a secret-ballot candidate who speaks his
inner child, and I'll show you a
secret-ballot candidate who's universe's set of infinite allowable permutations excludes coercion."
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 23, 2003
No Matter Who Wins a Sectet-Ballot Election,...
...you still lose.
This article needs to so get over and go beyond
the "SHEEPLE" name calling, but I like this paragraph - even though I think it
too needs work:
"Suppose that there was a secret-ballot vote on the issue of whether or not theft
is ethical. If 51% of the people casting that day, cast secret-ballot votes that armed robbery was okay, does that make the
49% 'minority' wrong even though they cast secret-ballot votes saying that theft is unethical [not okay]? It may not seem
fair, and believe it or not, it isn't. In any instance of casting secret-ballot votes, however, the
validity of the issue is moot. No matter what the dispute is over, the "majority"
is always 'right', and the 'minority' is always 'wrong', even if the 'majority' voted
in favor of something which you found appalling."
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 20, 2003
Certain Roll Playing Actors Can Not Harm You...
...by design.
If you feel compelled to "cast a secret-ballot vote", then "cast it" for me. I will not show up to work
with others to coerce you. That is because I am a figment of your imagination - by design.
"The revolution will be
sensualized." ~ Dr. Menlo
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~ Posted by Johnny himself - the universal secret-ballot
write-in candidate. Link
...for every secret-ballot election on the planet.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: AUGUST 04, 2003
The Advocates Of Limited Coercion...
and the inherent problem that secret-ballot voting poses for them.
via David Bernstein of The Volokh Conspiracy
The political views of certain "Latinos" are troubling for advocates for
limited coercion [not to
be confused with "advocates for no coercion"], who also tend to
be advocates for less coercive "border crossing" policies. As the New York Times reported yesterday, and has
been well-known for some time by those who follow such things, certain "Latinos", like prior waves of
poor humans from landmasses where the influence of Catholic priests is high, tend to favor
coercive economic policies. In the famous Nolan Chart,
certain "Latino" secret-ballot voters are disproportionately
in the "authoritarian" quadrant, the opposite quadrant from limited coercion advocates.
Given that certain "Latinos" are already considered a very important secret-ballot swing vote, and will become ever more
important as they choose to become a larger percentage of the total number of secret-ballot voters, the current
volume of certain "Latino" "border crossings"
can't be good news in the short to medium term for fans of limited coercion...
Bloggers (and others) who complain about
Bush's big spending ways should note that this is a predictable side effect of the
Republicans' need to capture a healthy percentage of certain "Latino" secret-ballot votes
(among other factors).
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 24, 2003
Analysis of an Electronic Secret-ballot Voting System.
via SUPERPOWER .US.
This unique opportunity for independent scientific analysis of
secret-ballot voting system source code demonstrates
the fallacy of the closed-source argument for such a critical system. Our analysis shows that
this secret-ballot voting system is far below even the most minimal security standards applicable in other contexts.
We highlight several issues including unauthorized privilege escalation, incorrect use of cryptography,
vulnerabilities to network threats, and poor software development processes. For example, common secret-ballot voters,
without any insider privileges, can cast unlimited secret-ballot votes without being detected by any mechanisms
within the secret-ballot voting terminal. Furthermore, we show that even the most serious of our outsider attacks
could have been discovered without the source code. In the face of such attacks, the usual worries about
insider threats are not the only concerns; outsiders can do the damage. That said, we demonstrate that
the insider threat is also quite considerable. We conclude that, as taxpayers, we must carefully consider
the effects of electronic secret-ballot voting on
the Game called "U.S.A".
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 23, 2003
Charlie Nesson's Great Idea.
via Jim Moore.
"Larry Lessig says that Charlie
Nesson's ideas always seem crazy until about a year later...
So Charlie walks into the office yesterday and says he has an idea that
is crazy even for him..(but once we hear it, we like the idea)
Charlie's idea is to run a candidate for
President of the United States
who is supported by humans who have access to and use the web. Essentially this human
would be a second superpower candidate for the key power role in the first superpower.
Charlie is suggesting John Perry Barlow as the candidate,
because John is excellent
at debating and discussing controversial issues, and the role of the candidate will
be to change minds--not simply to win secret-ballot votes."
~~~
"Charlie might also wish to consider me, too. The more, the merrier!" said Johnny Cheese in a recent impromtu press
conference in front of the
The Organic Grill.
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 22, 2003
Profound Implications.
You can either do things right out of your own volition, or you can be forced
to do things right by "external pressures," including "coercive external
control systems" commonly called "government."
The tragic silliness of this is the
profound implications such a notion poses.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 18, 2003
The Project for the Un-domesticated Humans of Time Eternal.
...or, PUHTE (pro-nounced Poooo-te).
You are free to not coerce others. Go forth in peace and prosper.
And if you "cast secret ballot votes" (so-called), then "vote" for Johnny Cheese!
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~ Posted by Madison - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 04, 2003
A Not-so-secret Secret-Ballot Voting Alliance.
Overheard in the Manhattan office of the Johnny Cheese Party...
"Daddy, I want you to call SpongeBob SquarePants'
publicist and
make a political alliance with SpongeBob!", demanded
4-year old Melissa of her father Johnny Cheese.
Adding, with a smile on her face and a twinkle in her
eyes, "How else are we giong to effectively get the
message out to kids that 'secret-ballot voting' is just plain old adult silly-ness?"
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JULY 01, 2003
Bureaucrats, Boxes, and Power.
Much of the power bureaucrats seem to have over their victims is really illusory.
The power seems real because if you don't obey them, bureaucrats with guns may
eventually use physical force to compel you to obey -- or steal your property,
jail you, and/or shoot you.
But what if they don't notice some of your activities? What if you don't tell them
about some of your activities? What if you don't "snitch on yourself" by reporting
some of your activities to them? How much of what they don't see and don't know
about can
bureaucrats really control?
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 26, 2003
Vices Are Not Crimes.
A Vindication of Moral Liberty.
Written
of course by Johnny Cheese's running mate.
Thanks to Tom4Gov for
reporting on the meme.
Click here for more Vote Johnny Cheese banners
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 25, 2003
Are Prisons Obsolete?
Angela Davis thinks so.
"I second the motion!", exclaimed Johnny Cheese.
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 24, 2003
Johnny Cheese Encourages Mark Fiore To Run For US President.
"Look at this guy's [Mark Fiore's] work! It just makes me laugh,"
Johnny Cheese told reporters on his morning jog this morning.
"Don't worry, we're hunting terrorists," Johnny Cheese said with a good-hearted chuckle in his voice, in reference
to Mr. Fiore's
"TIA Two" animation.
"Makeing fun of political hacks is so much fun! Because everything they touch turns to feces!"
exclaimed Johnny Cheese.
He added, "I hope he runs for US President like I am doing. I need some worthy competition."
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 20, 2003
Vote Johnny Cheese Banners Added.
The Johnny Cheese Party hacks have created some banners for you to use on
your website - should you desire to brainwash others into "voting" for Johnny Cheese.
Just right click and save the graphic to your computer. Please do not 'hotlink' to our server. Thanks.
Yes, the banners currently available are all 468x60 in size. These might be too big for most bloggers'
tastes. The hacks will post some small blog-sized banners (in the range of 90x33) soon.
Enjoy the power of your political intuition. All the best with your propaganda efforts!
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: JUNE 19, 2003
The Game Of Secret Ballot Voting: The Rules explained.
Johnny Cheese, like all the other "political actors" on the planet,
fundamentally understands the following facts:
The game
exists entirely in your head. Pysche!
Johnny Cheese and The Johnny Cheese Party are just a figment of your imagination.
Sentient beings on the planet already know that they are free to not coerce others, and, as such,
they already know intuitively that a "mind construct", such as, for example, VOTE JOHNNY CHEESE, or
JOHNNY CHEESE FOR PRESIDENT,
is not needed to help them "learn" what they already know.
What this means is that is does not matter whether or not you "cast a secret ballot 'vote' (so-called)".
Why would it?! Everyone already knows the above facts!
But, if you do decide to "cast a secret ballot 'vote' (so-called)", then consider writing in
Johnny Cheese - the universal write-in candidate for every "election" on the planet.
"Which reminds me. When my staff turns this website into a full blown blog, we will link and track
and campaigne in every election on the planet. So get the word out, to those who "vote", that the alternative
is Johnny Cheese! Vote Johnny Cheese!" said a smiling and laughing Johnny Cheese.
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: MAY 01, 2003
Secret-ballot Voting news
Inside A U.S. Secret-ballot Election Vote Counting Program.
The Mafia, the Secret-ballot, and 3G Phones.
Engineer Blows Whistle Over Tainted Secret-ballot Voting Booths,
Files Lawsuit
Secret-ballot "Election Law" (so-called)
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~ Posted by Jorge - a J.C. Party hack. Link
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: APRIL 15, 2003
The Universal Write-in Candidate Speaks!
Positioning himself as "the universal write-in candidate for all 'elections' (so-called) taking place on the planet",
Johnny Cheese says he's running for "president of the United States" (so-called).
"I officially announce my candidacy for president of the United States today - on
Tribute Day. I
intentionally planned to announce my candidacy on Tribute Day and I am happy to so do so," said a smiling and
joyous Johnny Cheese.
"My running mate is Lysander Spooner. We guarantee, guarantees
are better than promises, don't you think? ...that for as many US
Federal Reserve Note fiat currency units as you wish, that, if we win, we will not show up to work. Which means we
will not coerce you."
"How can I, Johnny Cheese, guarantee that - and back it up with no less than any amount of fiat currency
units of your choosing, you ask? Because I am just a figment
of your imagination... and Lysander gave up the ghost in May of 1887."
"What is less dangerous, 'voting' for someone who is just a figment of your imagination or 'voting' for some who
plays
the game
for real?"
And with that, Johnny Cheese ended his press conference with his 4-year old daughter throwing a bannana creme
pie in his face!
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~ Posted by Suzy - a J.C. Party hack. Link
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